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Guide for cross service jargon -


TAGS: army marines airforce
Rating: 4.74/5

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ls1966 - December 13, 2012, 12:04 am
I retired From the Army after 23 Years, E-9 (CSM) 6 Tours an I realize this is for fun and humor. It is kind of like family, I can pick on my brother and sister however let an outsider do it! Hoo Ahh ..
blackdeath159 - June 26, 2012, 2:15 am
Hmmm.... don't the SEAL's call PJ's when they need help?
Pcat - April 24, 2012, 2:43 pm
I actually dont like the A-10....Bad rep for killing Marines....I prefer the AC-130
66gt40lm - April 21, 2012, 12:01 pm
There are people that do actually do **** in the AF, I just hate the reputation that the nonners got the AF. It's funny, though, because I actually do something in the AF. That A-10 you love so much is in the air because of me.
jedimonk - April 16, 2012, 2:06 pm
Work smarter, not harder; Unless you are incapable of the first.
GrandGremlin - April 16, 2012, 12:29 pm
I am just glad that I served with the 1% of Americans who volunteered for military service. I have served with members from all branches. All contributed to the defense of the U.S. Constitution. I wish to take nothing away from any US veteran.
Pcat - April 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Your sir are either a civilian or a POG in the AF. Either im glad I joined the Marines and not some branch of service that turns out service members as soft as marshmallows Semper Fi
OTC - April 16, 2012, 5:27 am
I'm not mad and I didn't bother with AF either, I went straight to the Marines.
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Missed a perfect ASVAB score by one point. Proud Army veteran, thanks.
celticairborne - April 16, 2012, 12:54 am
66, don't speak unless you have anyclue what you're talking about. I bet my ASVAB is much higher than yours and most of the Air Force. I joined the Army because I wanted to do something. And AF SO=joke. I've been working joint SO for the last 8 years.
50cal - April 15, 2012, 9:16 pm

Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. Only upside of airforce is base housing and better golf courses. Other then that it the same as any other. If you want to go there AF spec has limited participation in ops headed by ASF and Seals ;)
66gt40lm - April 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Silly people from the Marines and Army get mad because they can't get into the Air Force. I guess getting a higher score on the ASVAB really does help. It's not like it's hard to do, why do they complain? Also, AF Spec Ops>other branch Spec Ops any day.


A-10's -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.93/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:39 pm
C-5 section, by the look of things.
arcticfalcon662 - September 25, 2012, 7:47 am
What about cesarain?
falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:39 pm
C-Section, of course.
jedimonk - September 6, 2011, 12:34 pm
What do they do in the event of a breech birth?


Guide to Hand Signals -




New awards -




Chairforce? -




Airforce -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 3.76/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 4:14 pm
I didn't have much contact with the USAF. Plenty of respect for anyone who has the god-given good sense to bring a B-52 to a gunfight. But I can attest there's a lot of ugly neanderthals in the Corps.
pkbaf - November 30, 2012, 1:22 pm
As ex-AF I can say it's extremely funny!
50cal - May 3, 2012, 10:04 pm

its satire as stated in the forum.....as a vet myself I find this funny.
dyemarker - May 3, 2012, 9:48 pm
Honestly, this is not funny. I don't think any branch is easy to get into. They all take honor, dedication, and skill.


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Why the branches have communication issues between them -




Don't do it.... -


TAGS: army navy marines airforce
Rating: 4.95/5

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Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:48 pm
Saw that in the Stan


That good old food from below the boarder! -


TAGS: mexican airforce pilot
Rating: 4.57/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:20 pm
Pilot: "I told you what would happen if you didn't stop telling me how to fly the aircraft!"


Funny -




Clip vs Magazine -




Can you say win! -


TAGS: pilots airforce win
Rating: 4.88/5

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66gt40lm - March 30, 2013, 2:41 pm
Fact.


Win -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.85/5

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falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 5:54 pm
The Angels of Death soar above, decimating all that endanger our troops below...


Forever a soldier -




Amazing -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.91/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 4:06 pm
Dammit!! He was ordered to NOT eat Taco Bell or White Castle for 48 hours before scheduled flights.
falloutghoul - March 3, 2012, 1:04 pm
"The sound barrier is like a brick wall in the sky; it'll rip your ears off if you try to go through it."


Pilots -




Never piss a photo op! -




Real miss america! -




New Air Force Awards -




The Air Force -




Pilot with some humor -




How the times have changed..... -




Wicked! -




does it look like I GAF? -




Air support -


TAGS: airforce win
Rating: 4.9/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 11:25 am
Air superiority is very useful but the F-22 does not do ground attack.
BobChica - September 19, 2014, 1:03 am
Cutting-edge tech is rarely of much benefit on the battlefield. Ask the mudsloggers on the ground what kind of support they'd rather have and the answer will be A-10, AH-64, or AH-1. You'll never hear a grunt wishing he had more F-22's in the air.
66gt40lm - January 31, 2013, 9:11 pm
They don't use the 22's in combat, they are unnecessary ;) An F-15E, however, very necessary, useful and far superior! Trust me, I know ;)
falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:12 am
I prefer F-22 Raptors. More advanced, and easy to make the transition. :-)


PTSD -




Stationed in Germany! -




Budget cuts! -




Felt a bump...... -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.77/5

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MashiMashi - December 21, 2011, 6:56 pm
next time instead of xtreme ski-boarding go fishing with your old man.


the last big one is gone -


TAGS: airforce thermonuclear dismantled
Rating: 4.75/5

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- October 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
Problem A: they have been the biggest deterring factor of a new global war with other developed nations.... Interesting to see where things go as the stock piles are dismantled.


lol -




New precision round -




A tad bit of snow! -




Airman Fail -




Air-force Bomber crew -




airdrop -




Traffic? -


TAGS: plane airforce
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - April 29, 2012, 11:54 am
Somebody's been playing GTA: SA.
bididi04 - April 28, 2012, 5:46 pm
CJ m**********r


Now that the bombs done... lunch! -




New stealth fighter..... -




Crack crew -




Warfighters -




Hump Day Quote -




Wicked cool -




Truth -




Nice try!!! -




That will do! -




Damn airmen!!! -




nice! -




almost got it! -




How how do I do that thing again? -




Funny crews... -




Winning of hearts and minds -




Military Humor -




Duh! -




Rolling with the top down! -




Funny -




Airforce -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.75/5

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gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 1:58 am
Hit that on the head! Then, 20 years from now, the Pilots expect to all be Colonels or Generals. The rest of you peons? Forget it.


There your problem captain.... -




Wicked -




Nose Art -




Maintenance Fail -




Oh that is epic! -


TAGS: win meme army airforce ammo
Rating: 4/5

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cheesefrog - July 31, 2012, 8:58 pm
what happens when they get to the hops?


Women for the win! -


TAGS: airforce women pilots
Rating: 5/5

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66gt40lm - January 31, 2013, 9:25 pm
Why are all the pilots in my squadron dudes?! I'd love to redball them!
MPsniper - January 5, 2013, 8:53 am
it's amazing....that a kitchen can be fitted into an F-15


Special delivery! -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:09 pm
Porcelain Surprise!


Give it a crank! -




Take that euros! -




Train them young! -




That a way! -




German air force accident! -


TAGS: airforce germany accident
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 2:07 pm
Schiesse!


WTF is this S*%#! -




Get ready for the kickoff -




Airforce -




Well now! -




The rear guy.... -




Is this jet legit? -


TAGS: airforce radar
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pikeman - November 9, 2015, 12:01 am
Somebody used Ph**oshop.
hazefully - February 13, 2013, 12:34 pm
No,actually,the radar above is the one of the Awacs you con see behind,this plane is a panavia tornado gr2 fighter/bomber plane
falloutghoul - February 11, 2013, 5:07 pm
Must be some Reconnassaince type.


That really sucks -


TAGS: airforce show fail landing military
Rating: 4.43/5

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falloutghoul - October 17, 2012, 6:56 pm
Uuuummmmm...jedimonk, I think you have some issues you need to work out.
jedimonk - October 17, 2012, 3:04 pm
Deserve!?!? 6 million jews raepd the economy then used their jew gold to create a ruse titled, "LoLercaust" which induced international b***hurt and sympathy by which they would demand some land their ancestors got pwned out of hundreds of years ago.
arcticfalcon662 - October 16, 2012, 6:01 am
Germany getting what they deserve again!!!


Air women -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.4/5

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North78 - April 2, 2012, 12:55 am
Russian police uniform
awesomerice - December 29, 2011, 6:29 pm
They aren't marching, that is just their version of "open ranks"


Walk it..... -




Truth -




Black Death -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.15/5

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falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 6:24 pm
Which movie?
50cal - August 20, 2011, 11:10 am

It actually is from a movie, just a prop.. but wicked.
dirtydisco - August 18, 2011, 5:32 pm
what is this aircraft?


One a pilot always a pilot -




Beware of jets! -




Airforce -




Nice parking job! -




The airforce -




Epic fail... -




down time -




Drive much!?! -


TAGS: fail airforce
Rating: 4.4/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 9:23 pm
How they got insurance.


Black Death -




Russian funding -


TAGS: russia airforce fail
Rating: 4/5

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North78 - April 2, 2012, 1:19 am
IMHO, sovjet export. Maybe in Mongolia, China or India


So you can get and Idea of the size of the Warthogs main cannon.... -


TAGS: a10 warthog airforce
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 8, 2015, 8:50 am
It is an impressive gun when the plane is the accessory.
falloutghoul - June 24, 2013, 9:23 am
That gun had to have a plane built around it.


A wonderful note to a soldier -




Truth -




Since these guys have been out of service, what's taken their place? Any thoughts? -


TAGS: sr71 airforce intel
Rating: 5/5

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vulture - April 24, 2013, 5:59 pm
Works of art.


Airforce -




Air Force Deployments -




Most Epic -




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